The Things I Believe in (AKA The Pledge)

*raises glass*
I raise my head and my glass to toast: Cloudy days and Dark rainy nights, Caffeine, Globalisation, Females, Modernisation, Dexterity, Technology, Expansion, Medicine, Cigarettes, Ferocity, Anger, Sex, Freedom of speech, Freedom of choice, Alcoholism, Music, Movies, Humour, Les Claypool, Deftones, Pac man, Freud, Castro, Lenin, Guevara, Marx, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Kubrick, Vincent Vega and Jules Winnfield, Stan Lee, Scorpion, Dhalsim, Jin, Yoshi, Joe Pesci, George Carlin, Pterodactyls, Deadpool, Cartman and Kenny, Marv, The Joker, Mr Blonde, Dylan Moran, Pigsy, Darth Vader, Popeye, Optimus Prime, Homer and the Comic Book Guy, Myf Warhurst, Rasp, Al Bundy, Rufio (from HOOK not the terrible band), Atari, Vyvyan Rick Neil and Mike, Kevin Smith, Jay and the Doctor, Dr martins boots, Duke Nukem, Steve Buscemi, The 1993 Chigago Bulls, Verbal thrust, Ultra-violence, Porn, The waste, Irony, Cynicism, Pessimism, Hyper acidity, Hypertension, Fame, Fortune, Meditation, Aggravation, The inalienable right to thought, Honesty, Honour, History, To me, To you, To the end
*swigs drink*